The other night, my friend Ken opened a bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos, and insisted I taste how “epically sweet and spicy they are.” I tasted one and it was a done deal. Not since sweet, sweet South Park have I been so elegantly addicted to something. Half-jokingly, I glanced at the ingredients, presuming to find nicotine. What I found was MSG (basically nicotine), and many, many more goodies. I love how the list just gets more and more disgusting as you scroll down…
Dorito Spicy Sweet Chili Chips Ingredients
Whole Corn
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Vegetable oil
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Salt
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Sugar
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MSG
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Fructose
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Sodium Diacetate
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Soy Sauce Solids
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Onion Powder
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Corn Maltodextrin
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Hydrolyzed Corn Protein
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Garlic Powder
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Tortula Yeast
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Malic Acid
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Extractives of Paprika
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Spices
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Caramel Color
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Disodium Inosinate
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Dosodium Guanylate
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Dextrose
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Natural Flavor
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